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Table Football XXL, the world's largest foosball table, is so long that "22 players - could face off with it, settling their challenges without ever setting foos on a real field." Click here for first picture in gallery.

This monster was built by Amsterdam brewer Amstel, a stunt that coincided with the European Champions League Finals. While this is not the fanciest Foosball table in history, you still might want one for yourself.

According to designer Tim Smit, the Urban Security Suit is "made of neoprene, though it's also lined with body-molded Kevlar to ensure you can stop bullets while turning heads." Click here for first picture in gallery.

Trendsetters like her might eschew duct tape and Cipro for the Urban Security Suit. The gas mask is a nice touch, though I'm not sure about those olive straps — I think we can do better, Tim

Looking for unique yet geeky cake ideas? Then this nifty motorized tank cake is just for you, in which a father created for his son's birthday. Video after the break. Click here for first picture in gallery.

The canon also adjusts elevation as it turns. But due to wife-husband restrictions from the Tank Cake Treaty of 2006, it does not fire whipped cream munitions anywhere near the freshly cleaned kitchen table

When is a hang glider not just a hand glider? When you take the hang glider, install a large engine, and stick it to the back of a dinghy. Click here for first picture in gallery.

Sure, it costs a ridiculous $32,300 for something that looks like you could cobble it together in your garage in a weekend for a few hundred, but who has time for garage projects when you could be flying over the waves?

For those who prefer to have a wireless keyboard on them at all times, these "Beauty and the Geek" jeans are just for you. Plus, there's "even a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper." No word yet on availability. Click here for first picture in gallery.

Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers that really add that extra level of excitement while sticking it to the man. Around back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your "mouse"

Not your average elephant robot, this one was specifically designed to wash/scrub urinals, and quickly to say the least. Video after the break. Click here for first picture in gallery.

Meet the Urinal Elephant, otherwise known as the Dasubee toilet scrubbing robot. Back 'er up to a ceramic throne of human effluence and watch big blue wipe down your man-stew with the lumbering grace of a robotic elephant

This could quite possibly be the strangest iPod Nano accessory we've come across. Designed to look like raw beef, it even boasts its own package and label. Available now, priced at $66. Click here for first picture in gallery.

Apparently, a company in Japan is under the impression that you want to wrap your music player in a grade A lookalike, undoubtedly to the thrill of your vegetarian friends and family

The Throwzini, "made from hand-crafted wood with a steel support frame, comes complete with a set of five stainless steel knives." Click here for first picture in gallery.

Whether you have a zeal for throwing steel or you're a cutlery connoisseur, this knife block is just for you. Each knife is held securely by magnets in individual protective sheaths. Just give the Throwzini a spin.

Yes, the Techno Privacy Scarf has now become reality, and supersized for that matter. No word yet on pricing. Click here to see the keyboard version.

The idea is intended to provide "privacy, warmth, and concentration in public spaces," but in the end it just makes you look like an epic douche. And if you think this thing is useless, get a load of the keyboard jumper/glove

In this Steve Jobs spoof put together by College Humor, he unveils the Apple "i", a sphere that's loaded with shiny stuff. Continue reading to watch.