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01/12/2006

Japanese Face Slimmer

You may have seen the Japanese Neck Stretcher or The Sauce Dispensing Chopsticks, but the Face Slimmer beats them all. This crazy product not only makes you look like something from a horror movie but slims your face using contact pressure and doubles as a sauna to sweat the fat away. Source: [UniqueDaily]

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Posted at 01/12/2006 10:12pm by cheesey boy
wow another useless invention by the Japs I can imagine the ads already "come use the face slimmer make your face look like a japenese person ,wow i can feel my face getting slimmer already(no ofense to the japenese)
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Posted at 01/13/2006 00:46am by Some1
Give us and eyes and we're in business!
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Posted at 01/13/2006 5:34pm by VAGINAL CREAM
SHOVE IT UP MY ASS!!!!11 IT TURNS ME ON BABY!!1
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Posted at 01/13/2006 5:35pm by kandii
japenease people are weird...
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Posted at 01/13/2006 5:43pm by VAGINAL CREAM
FUCKING BUTT SEX!111 SHOVE IT UP MY ASS11111 NOW YA GOTTA SUCK MINE111!!1
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Posted at 01/13/2006 5:59pm by lala
come on!! stop calling them japs!!!!!
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Posted at 01/13/2006 6:08pm by frontline
Cheesey Boy, I am guessing that you were not aware that 'Jap' is not an acceptable word. Don't use it unless to you intend to offend.
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Posted at 01/13/2006 6:10pm by Tim
well, now i can kiss my triple chin goodbye! literally...
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Posted at 01/13/2006 6:22pm by kuruptedg
Wow.. OK.. I actually kinda liked the sauce holding chop sticks.. I like that ... But what in the F**K?~!? Now theyve just gone too far this time.....
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Posted at 01/13/2006 6:23pm by nils
It's still something that u could buy because it would be good on halloween
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Posted at 01/13/2006 7:09pm by Zepher
lmfao if you painted that skin colored that would look awesome
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Posted at 01/13/2006 7:19pm by John C.
Okey matsumoto we have come up with the swords, robots, and now for the final piece---invasion, make all people look like Japanese using this invention.
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Posted at 01/13/2006 7:27pm by Maldanado
What in the name of all things holy is wrong with you two mongoloids? You say no offense, yet you refuse to learn how to spell the word Japanese and you use a racial slur like japs? You are a complete moron. No ofense....
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Posted at 01/13/2006 7:28pm by Weirdalec
but... but..... LIFE MAKES NO SENSE ANYMORE!!! WHY?? why? ...why? no wait. not why, but who?? who sits down and says, "Im gonna make something that'll make peoples faces thinner." not only that, but who actually has the time to do this?? I WANT ANSWERS DAMMIT!!!!1
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Posted at 01/13/2006 7:30pm by woah
so... wats the point of it anyway?
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Posted at 01/13/2006 8:12pm by skinny d
You assholes have amazing grammar skills.
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Posted at 01/13/2006 8:34pm by a real scientist
i hope nobody really believes that this could work..
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Posted at 01/13/2006 8:49pm by jesus
wtf will these deadbeats think of next
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Posted at 01/13/2006 8:50pm by Todd bates
i hate all gooks so i hate this fukin invention
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Posted at 01/13/2006 9:02pm by Severus
Cheesy Boy, by calling the Japanese "Japs" you are already insulting them. So your 'no offense to the japanese' [sic] is inapplicable. But as for my thoughts on this invention, I would say that it is interesting in the least, but useless, to me at least, as I do not have a round face.
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Posted at 01/13/2006 9:05pm by Gatey
HOw do you take it off an on?
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Posted at 01/13/2006 9:54pm by jhgjmhg
your mother
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Posted at 01/13/2006 10:06pm by Slim Anus
I think this is the Greatest Invention since the Gameboy Color, oh wait no, I just had my foot stuck between the washer and dryer....
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Posted at 01/13/2006 10:11pm by Ryan..#nR
Another useless invention that will never take off??
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Posted at 01/13/2006 10:38pm by BoBs ya auntie
that dude up there looks like hes gonna rob a bank or something
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