These two guys imagined themselves in their own real-life version of GTA: Super Mario Bros. and "assaulted a cab driver on Staten Island not with the red shell, but with their fists." Video after the break.
If you're wondering how they've eluded capture this long, it's suspected they possess the Tanooki suit, and have been mistaken for statues by police.[via Deadspin]
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