Isn’t it ironic that someone dressed as a breathalyzer be sentenced to jail for a DUI? Well, that is just one of the many ridiculous (yet real) news headlines we’ve rounded up for you today. Continue reading to see them all.

10. Welcome Home

9. Meatball Sub

8. Ninjas

7. B.O.

6. Time Travel

5. Maze

4. Burrito Time

3. Sausage

2. Uranus

1. Parrots