Just when you thought you’ve seen it all, this $10,035.98 Parent Child Testing Product surfaces on Amazon, with a very poor description of the actual product to boot. Reviewer Kevin says: “I was delighted to order a ten pack of these strange figurines in the picture with red eyes and antlers. I have yet to figure out how they will help either yours truly or my children become more intelligent. Is that the test?” Product page. Here’s what M. Williams has to say:

The instructions and product description did not indicate these were 30 pounds each. The full shipping was for over 300lbs. The instructions came on a small business card type piece of duct tape written in sharpee marker in broken English.

[via Amazon]