Dumbest Criminal

No, this is not a joke, this idiotic duo from Carroll, Iowa, learned the hard way that using Sharpies for a disguise isn’t the best way to go. Rather than use traditional ski masks, Matthew Allan McNelly and Joey Lee Miller had drawn makeshift masks all over their faces with permanent markers – permanent markers. Carroll Police Chief Cayler said: “[The] black faces gave them right away … I have to assume the officers were kind of laughing at the time. I’ve never heard of coloring your face with a permanent marker.” Continue reading for more of the dumbest criminals to ever make internet headlines.

22. Macaroni with Benjamins

21. SMUGLR

20. Duct Tape

19. Security Camera Store

18. Push

17. Self-Incrimination

16. ID Please

15. Plumber

14. Pot

13. Butt…Butt…

12. Keys in Hand

11. Marco Polo

10. Nighttime

9. Prison Break In

8. Can’t Miss the Court Date

7. Afraid

6. No Bag

5. Gun Store

4. Loan

3. Facebook Addiction

2. Tell All Video

1. Game Remote