The Onion shows what would happen if Apple introduced a Friend Bar, “where Apple fans can go to discuss major issues at length, such as how much better Safari is than any other browser, or ‘what ‘the Woz’ has been up to.'” Video after the break.

Stay tuned near the end for a joke about an in-home Apple Store — at a cost of over $6000, it is fairly expensive, but then Apple products never are cheap. I’d love to have an Apple Store in my house right now.

[via TUAW]