Reader Jake sent in a collection of useless but funny inventions. To start, we have the “Subway Sleeper Chin Guard”, which lets you nod off comfortably during your morning commute. If you actually got a good nights rest, but ate leftover peanut brittle for breakfast, then this “Toothpick Hand” just might come in handy. Click here for more pictures.

Can’t find a seat? Fear not, for the “Reserve a Seat” is here. After getting off the subway, waiting for the crosswalk is always a hassle, so why not make your own, with this “Crosswalk Rollup”. Finally, you get off work, and it’s time to prepare dinner. That’s where “Fish Face Cover” comes in, letting you fillet the fish, without the mess.