Here’s a strange machine you don’t see everyday: the “Toilet Paper Dispenser Deluxe”. Best of all, “the amount of tp (the number of turns) can be programmed depending on how much or how little you want it.” See it in action after the break.
Can’t afford one of those fancy butt-spraying toilets? This toilet paper machine might be your only hope. It neatly folds and cuts your Charmin so you don’t have to