Stupidest Burglar Ever Can’t Escape, Waits for Cops April 2, 2007 1 Min Read You know you’re a stupid burglar when you fall through the store’s roof, walk around with a shopping cart, and smoke cigs while waiting for the cops to come arrest you. You know you’re a stupid burglar when you fall through the store’s roof, walk around with a shopping cart, and smoke cigs while waiting for the cops to come arrest you.