According to ThinkGeek, the Tac Bac “is the very best canned bacon [they’ve] ever tasted; not mushed up like dog food [and] blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can.”

With a shelf life of over ten years, these are perfect for your underground bunker. You know, for the zombie uprising. $16 gets you 9 ounces of your favorite pork product.

[via ThinkGeekOhGizmo]