Priced under $400, the TASER Pulse is a non-lethal handgun that easily fits in a bag, and can immobilize an attacker from up to 15 feet away. Once hit, the attacker will remain immobilized for more than 30-seconds, giving you the perfect opportunity to call for help. Its laser assisted targeting, color contrasting iron sights, and powerful LED flashlight help identify friend or foe, while a user replaceable battery ensures you’re never stuck out in the open – battery lasts for approximately fifty 30-second firings. Click here to view the first image in this week’s funny demotivational posters gallery. Continue reading for a viral video of Siri beatboxing.