The ZapCam from ThinkGeek “packs a non-lethal 60,000V bite, to be exact — shoots its barbed tipped darts out up to 15 feet on insulated wires.” Video after the break.

And for added safety, the integrated camera (activated the moment you disengage the safety mechanism) will record a full color video of the entire incident and upload it (via Bluetooth 2.0 with your cellphone) straight to YouTube

*Note – April Fools