The Screaming Chef’s Knife from ThinkGeek, priced at $29.99, “cries for you when you cut onions and plays a victory jingle e when you slice into birthday cake; you can even record your own custom sounds for special occasions.” video after the break.

Cutting the wedding cake? A man screams. The possibilities are only limited by the limitations of what’s possible. It’s that simple.

[via ThinkGeek]