Similar to the Vertu Ascent Ferrari, the TAG Heuer Meridiist is more form than function. It's limited to 1963 units and features a 1.9-inch sapphire crystal display, 2.0-megapixel camera, as well as a media player. Pricing has not yet been announced.
Do you equate luxury with a brand name, snakeskin, perhaps even a feature phone with all but the barest of "features?" You're in luck![via Engadget]