The users over at Neoseeker have come up with an interesting list of 101 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart, and we’ve selected a few of the more geeky ones for your viewing enjoyment. Continue reading to see ten of our favorites — image via.

1. Security Camera

“Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

2. Reorganizing

“Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics, while headbanging & playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (Bonus: Braid hair & tie bandanna around head).

3. Looks, it’s Automatic

Play with the automatic doors.

4. Calculators

Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.

5. Followers

Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

6. Magic

As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”.

7. Action Figure Battle

Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

8. Soaps

Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV’s to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly.

9. Name That CD

Ask everyone in “Electronics” “Do you know what CD this song is on? I don’t know the name but it goes like this:”. Then sing loudly, and don’t stop until somebody throws you out.

10. Camping

Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

*Update – Duplicate fixed!