Priced at $39,995, the Relaxman Relaxation Capsule is “completely heat, light, and sound proof, providing total isolation for the ideal environmental therapy.” That’s not all, the reviewer above decided to add his own bolt for an alternative use. Product page. One more review from user Luke Skywalker “Yoda”:

As I was surfing the web in my three wolf moon shirt and zebra pants, i realized I was stressed. Amazon is the mac to my cheese, so I took a detour to find what wonderful relaxation item would be in my future. Little did I know it was the beginning of the rest of my life. And then I found it. The Relaxman Relaxation Capsule.

[via Amazon]