Before asking a question on Yahoo Answers, be sure to use horse sense (common sense). Take for example the user above, who clearly has not read the Xbox 360 instruction manual. Continue reading to see them all. For those just checking in, here are our first, second, and third installments.

1. Turn it Out?

If only the cameras of today were equipped with built-in 3G, then it would be possible to send pictures directly to your friend’s email box — though turning a computer “in” is another story.

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2. The iPod Has Issued a Warrant for Your Arrest

What do you do when your functional iPod Nano is badly scratched and not aesthetically pleasing? How about buy a new shell rather than post a question asking how to break the thing within acceptable warranty guidelines.

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3. Return the Internet Connection

So, you just sold your Packard Bell 486SX computer to pay for a $39.95 internet connection and now don’t have anything to surf the web on. It’s time to start leasing your connection to local kids for LAN parties.

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4. Most Certainly

If you’re looking to add a USB port onto an existing DVD player, with the necessary circuitry needed for it to actually work, look no further than your local Best Buy. Simply donate the ancient device to an employee in hopes of a special discount on a new one.

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5. Just Hit CTRL + ALT + DEL FRIEND

Getting the blue screen of death is one thing, but having your laptop magically go from running Windows Vista to Windows 95 is most certainly a cruel prank by a friend or family member. Now would be a good time to hit that special CTRL + ALT + DEL FRIEND button.

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6. Good for $500 Please

We’ve never heard of the “gay” computer line, so the eMachines T2958 Home Edition wins by default.

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