Facebook users know firsthand that status updates can often be interpreted the wrong way, but what if they were just wrong to begin with? Failbook has compiled some of the funniest updates ever, and we’ve selected five of our favorites for your viewing enjoyment after the break.

[via Failbook]

1. 7-Hours Too Long

2. Crowning Achievement

3. Why Not Now?

4. Identity Crisis

5. Braille