If you don’t have anything nice to say, make sure what comes out of your mouth is at least funny. These quotes should do the trick, especially on Mother’s Day. Continue reading to see five of the funniest Mother’s Day quotes we’ve come across — courtesy of Ezinearticles / image via.

1. J.D. Salinger

“Mothers are all slightly insane.”

2. Helen Rowland

“It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.”

3. Buddy Hackett

“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”

4. Phyllis Diller

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”

5. Peter De Vries

“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after.”

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