For those internet leechers who wish to take a gigantic risk, there’s the option of connecting to the Chuck Norris Wi-Fi network: “connect and die”. There’s also been a rumor that Morpheus (The Matrix) gave him the choice of the red pill or the blue pill and Chuck Norris took both and roundhouse kicked him; no one makes Chuck choose. Want more demotivational posters? VeryDemotivational has you covered. Click here to see our favorites of the week. In happier news, continue reading to watch the new Toy Story short film.