Just about everyone gets depressed sooner or later, and the book How to Good-bye Depression by Hiroyuki Nishigaki offers one of the weirdest solutions we’ve seen, and unfortunately, it’s not yet available on the Kindle. According to one of the reviews, a “significant portion of it is dedicated to reprinting USENET posts, where Nishigaki posts his ideas to a depression newsgroup, and every other poster gets completely and utterly baffled.” Product page.

I think constricting an*s 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway.

[via Amazon]