That’s right, this $1200 solid gold pen from Amazon may look nice, but unfortunately, it doesn’t have a built-in cell phone. However, “the barrels also boast the understated panache of inlaid black lacquer bands, corresponding to the relative preciousness of the metal.” Product page.

A timeless deco-inspired work of art pulled directly from the Cross archives, the Century Signet Collection exudes class and elegance.

[via Amazon]