There are certain things better left unsaid, especially on Facebook. If you’re unsure whether or not your next status update should be trashed, just read the update out loud to someone first. Continue reading to see twenty disastrous updates.

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20. A Lobster

19. Just Walk

18. Hey, it Could be the Dog’s Name!

17. Human Anatomy 101

16. Let’s Be Civil Here

15. WalMart Better Watch It!

14. Bieber Lookalike Fever

13. Hitman: Facebook Edition

12. Commas Man!

11. New Water Species

10. Yeah, It Is

9. Gullible

8. New York, the New Country

7. Cab Drivers Have Feelings Too

6. Your Friends Get the Last Laugh

5. Sandy Snow

4. Googling for Facebook

3. You’re On My Mind 31/7

2. Fading In and Out of Reality

1. I Don’t Know