With Apple’s iPad Mini looming on the horizon, it’s time to count down five of the world’s most useless iPad accessories. In other words, these are the things you definitely shouldn’t waste your money on, starting with the iPad Typewriter. Continue reading to see more.

5. iPad Chair

The iPad can be difficult to use comfortably–it’s a tablet, after all–so a lot of iPad cases feature built-in stands and docks. But why settle for sausage when you can go whole hog? Instead of buying a dock/stand and sitting on your old sofa, you can take the advice of Elite Home Theater Seating and purchase an entire chair that’s equipped with its very own built-in iPad dock. Prices range from $2500 to $6000.

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4. iClear iPad Shirt

The clear view pocket-perfect because iPads are unwieldy, and iPad owners are too proud to admit that they just spent $600 on a giant iPhone that is just as cumbersome as a laptop and half as useful. I’ll just go ahead and file this into the same ‘fun’ category as the cat iPad stands. What other crazy stuff will people come up with?

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3. iMaxi Case

With its durable vinyl outer layer and plush, quilted-cotton sleeve, the iMaxi helps keep your iPad clean and dry. Plus, the iMaxi’s Velcro-latched, advanced wing design wraps snugly around your device, so your iPad always stays where it should. Best of all, it shields it from all those unsightly and embarrassing data leaks that would make any motherboard worry.

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2. iPad Sausage Stylus

Sausage fingers” gets a whole new meaning with this weirdly shaped stylus. The stylus’s makers, CaseCrown, say that the tube steak design makes the stylus “perfect to use when you want to keep your gloves on during cold weather,” that the stylus is “compact and slim to fit in any pocket,” and that it’s “not for consumption.” Okay…but why is it shaped like a sausage? (Apparently, it’s a big thing in Korea.)

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1. iTypewriter

Users can enjoy the old feeling of typing and also the lastest technology. Even though the elder users who have never used the computer or ipad, they can use this familiar typewriter and type in the familiar operation way. For some specific group of users, this product provide an easier way to type on the ipad. People could be able to recollect old experience and memory by familiar appearance and haptic feedback.

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