The $78,415 price tag on IWC’s Mystere Watch isn’t the only strange thing, its reviews are definitely much stranger. Here’s just one small sampling: “I had to sell the house and divorce my wife but, it was all worth it. This is a super watch and you get lots of bang for the buck.” Product page. One more review from Mike G:

I was surprised that this watch did not tell me the date. Or store phone numbers. Or let me calculate tips for the waiters (never more than 13%, thank you!). I guess you get what you pay for. Even with these flaws, it makes me feel like a big man when I wear it!

[via Amazon]