The Better Marriage Blanket isn’t a spoof, but rather a real product that claims to absorb flatulence molecules via an active carbon filter before anyone knows that they’re there. Does it really help a marriage? We’ll let you decide after watching the infomerical after the break.

Remember, it’s got activated carbon fabric: “the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons.” You know, in case you’re tooting mustard gas.

[via Gizmodo]