Amazon has Uranium Ore for just $29.95. It’s quite a popular item on the site, as the reviews are just downright strange, here’s one of them: “I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.” Product page. Video after the break.

Radioactive sample of uranium ore. Useful for testing Geiger Counters. License exempt. Uranium ore sample sizes vary. Shipped in labeled metal container as shown.

[via Amazon]