Here’s how not to mod a car. This person attempted to convert his Mazda Miata into a BMW Z9, and is now selling it for a hefty $2,000 (current bid) on eBay. Auction page. More pics after the jump.

The owner makes it clear that the car is still street legal, with its stock emissions systems left intact. So that side exit exhaust is merely for show, as is the plastic BMW engine cover

[via Autoblog]