If Rockstar existed during the NES’s golden days, this is how Grand Theft Auto might have looked. It features lots of gore, weapons, and even a Tanooki suit for some reason. Continue reading for the College Humor parody.

As ridiculous as the fake GTA was, the commercial freaked me out. It’s unbelievably dumb, but kids, this really was how we rolled.

[via TechnabobCollegehumor]