No, Steve Ballmer didn’t automatically pick up the MacBook and go into a furious rage when he was asked to sign a MacBook Pro for a fan. Surprisingly (or unsurprisingly), he smiles, grabs a pen, and calmly signs the laptop. Video after the break. Here’s one possible scenario that didn’t happen:

Steve would fly into a blind fury, grabbing the laptop and smashing it against a far wall with the force of ten men, laughing as the computer shattered and sparked out of existence.

[via Engadget]