Yes, get yourselves ready for National Ice Cream Day, which is this Sunday, July 18th. Did you know that “Charles E. Minches of St. Louis, Missouri is credited with inventing the ice cream cone? On July 23, 1904 at the World’s Fair in St. Louis, he filled a pastry cone with two scoops of ice cream to make the first ice cream cone.” Continue reading for a few ice cream-related jokes, courtesy of ThinkQuest — image above via 1 | 2.


Q: How do astronauts eat their ice creams?
A: In floats


Q: How do you make a dinosaur float?
A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer and add one dinosaur!

Alaskan Cows

Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow ?
A: Ice cream


Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?
A: Pi a’la mode.