Using a smartphone to cheat on an exam is one thing, but bringing a 35-foot-long cheat sheet is just plain absurd. That’s right, a Kazakhstani high school student printed out what could quite possibly be the longest cheat sheet ever, filled with more than 25,000 potential test answers, and then proceeded to wrap it around his body before the exam. Continue reading to find out how to make your own clever cheat sheet using a Coca-Cola bottle and for more information on this student.

Officials told the Austrian times that they had noticed him fiddling inside his clothing before the test began. The student has been expelled according to the education authority.

“If he’d put half as much effort into studying as he did into cheating he would have sailed through the exam with a distinction,” said education authority spokesman Bolatzhan Uskenbayev to the Austrian Times. “It’s a pity too see all that work come to nothing but he cheated, and that’s not allowed.”

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