From afar, this may actually appear to be a bloody cleaver, but upon closer inspection, you’ll see that it’s just an extremely clever “Kreepsville 666 Bloody Cleaver Clutch Bag”. However, we still don’t recommend trying to pass through airport security with this fashion accessory, unless you don’t mind being stopped. Continue reading for one more picture.

Halloween or that banging goth club are probably better options than the airport, or you know, church. But regardless of where you decide to flaunt this thing around, we just had to let you know it exists.

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