Tasty USB Hub
Together, they form something so awesome that the USDA changed its name to the United States Department of Awesome just to regulate the import and export of it[Source 1 - 2]
The table also includes alarm functions in case you fall asleep and don’t want to spend the whole night in front of the TV and a timer to switch the lighting off. I assume (or at least hope) the table is also waterproof for handling the occasional spilled beverage[Source]
Techno Privacy Scarf
How can you breathe in the thing? Well, if playing your handheld games or watching porn is more important than breathing, and you don’t mind looking like an anteater wearing a burqa, this scarf’s for you[Source]
Wearable Cell Phone BoothPut simply, this wearable cell phone booth is one of the most outrageous inventions we've come across. Created by Jenny Chowdhury, it's basically "a wearble object you can carry around with you and set up when you need a moment to talk".
The project prompts people to take stock in how cell phone technology has altered the ways in which we communicate with each other and the environment surrounding us.[Source]