Due to the sheer number of items offered on Amazon.com, it’s no surprise that you’ll come across a few strange products — like the Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk. We’ve rounded up five more of the strangest items for your viewing enjoyment. Continue reading to see them all.

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1. Five Pound Fat Replica

The five pound fat replica from Amazon.com is designed to be an educational model. According to its manufacturer, it “shows the additional blood vessels needed to maintain additional fat” and is “made of pliable long-lasting vinyl.” Product page.

2. Wolf Urine Lure

Amazon.com is offering a 32oz. Bottle of Wolf Urine Lure for a mere $31.95 + shipping. It supposedly creates “the illusion [that] predators are present in the area; great for photographers, gardeners, hunters and wildlife enthusiasts.” Product page.

3. Sigmund Freud Action Figure

This Sigmund Freud Action Figure on Amazon.com basically “captures Freud in a pensive pose, holding a distinctly phallic cigar — put him on your desk or nightstand to inspire you to explore the depths of your unconscious and embrace the symbolism of your dreams.” Product page.

4. Party Pooper

The 1-Dozen Fake Human Poop – Party Pooper from Amazon.com is exactly as it sounds: “the most realistic looking fake human poop on the market; place this on the floor in the bathroom or on a toilet seat and watch the laughs and screams happen.” Product page.

5. Dirty Coffee Mug

Unlike other mugs, the Dirty Coffee Mug from Amazon.com may essentially look like it’s owned by one of the filthiest persons on Earth, but its clever design is actually a brilliantly funny security measure to keep anybody from touching the thing. Product page.