Gift ideas never get old, they just get weirder, or at least in this case. Here are five things your mom may not like getting for Mother’s Day. To start, we have the snot nose soap dispenser. Continue reading to see them all.

[via Walyou]

1. Blood Spill Pillow

2. Dog Butt Pencil Sharpener

3. Head Massager

4. Insect Computer Mice

5. Syringe USB Drive