Another day, another jet-powered sufboard, and this time, we have Aquila. This Spain-based company is offering a new line of electric-powered boards with The Carver being able to achieve a top speed of 44mph. The Blade is perfect for freestyle riders who need peak maneuverability, and a manageable top speed of 33 mph. All models utilize an integrated jet propulsion system, and the battery packs are replaceable to boot. Click here to view the first image in this week’s art of trolling gallery. Continue reading for a viral video of a taser hitting bare skin at 28,000 frames per second.