The rugged Body Armor Clipboard from ThinkGeek not only holds paper, but can stop a 9mm bullet too. That’s right, “Level II body armor is tough enough to stop the penetration of 9mm bullets and all those stopped by Level I and Level IIA.” Product page. Video after the break.
Sure, it’s heavy, but when you own a clipboard that can stop bullets, weight doesn’t matter anymore. Nothing matters anymore, other than your own awesomeness for being the only person in the office to own a Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard.