Have $800,000 and need a tactical vehicle in case things hit the fan? Well, the Gurkha RPV Civilian Edition is one option. Sporting the same body as the standard issue RPV, it stands 98-inches tall and measures 99-inches wide, with a 141-inch wheelbase. Buyers can choose from either a 6.7L V8 turbo diesel mated to a 6-speed automatic transmission or a 6.8-liter V10 petrol engine mated to a 5-speed automatic transmission. You’ll also get a 2-speed transfer case with electronic shift on and 40.5-inch wheels standard. Click here to view the first image in this week’s demotivational posters gallery. Continue reading for a viral video showing how not to jump off a table into a swimming pool.