Divorces are never pretty, especially in the case of this German man, who appears to have cut all of their belongings in half, literally. The disgruntled ex-husband goes by the internet alias of Der Juli decided to post a video showing him cutting chairs, beds and phones in half, with the description: “Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful years,’ Laura! You’ve really earned half. Greetings also to my successor.” Everything from phones to laptops, and even teddy bears, he split them. One of the descriptions on his eBay page translates as: “From my half I must now separate, fond memories you can not remove.” Continue reading for more pictures and the video.