According to its manufacturer, the Ocean Scooter FX is as high-tech as inflatable watercraft come, boasting “an “aerodynamic design,” dual air chambers made of PVC and, lo and behold, an on/off switch.” Worst of all, it’s priced at $395. Videos after the jump.

Designed to annoy everyone in the swimming pool and get you lost at sea with no possibility of getting back to land, this 12v/7Ah “battery powered inflatable watercraft” can travel at a swooshtastic 2.5 miles per hour and carry up to 165 pounds

[via Gizmodo]