The Boring Company Flamethrower

Just a few days after being leaked, Elon Musk’s “The Boring Company” has made their specially branded flamethrower available for pre-order, and at $500 instead of the original price of $600. “Fire extinguisher sold separately (for exorbitant amounts of money). Taxes and shipping will be added at checkout. Additional customs fees may apply for international orders because of laws. International customers can receive a full refund if not happy with said fees. Before shipping, aspiring flamethrower aficionados will be sent a terms and conditions rhyme for review and acceptance. Starts shipping in spring. May not be used on Boring Company decorative lacquered hay bales or Boring Company dockside munitions warehouses,” according to the product page. Continue reading for another video and more information.

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“Buy an overpriced Boring Company fire extinguisher [$30]! You can definitely buy one for less elsewhere, but this one comes with a cool sticker and the button is conveniently riiight above,” said a representative from The Boring Company.