We’ve brought you countless funny Siri responses, but now we’ve rounded up ten of the funniest for your viewing enjoyment, starting with the question and answer above, in which her biggest secret remains just that. Continue reading to see them all, courtesy of STTS.

1. Rihanna’s Umbrella

2. How Stewie (Family Guy) Uses Siri

3. A Drunken Sailor

4. Only Chuck Norris

5. Optimistic

6. Like a Boss

7. That Explains it All

8. Math Professors Beware

9. GeniusBar, It Replaces Doctors

10. Judgement Day