That’s right, you can actually purchase real Uranium Ore on Amazon, but the reviews for this product may even trump its novelty. At $39.95, one reviewer says: “I really love this uranium ore, I use a tad in the garden to give it an extra kick. And boy does it! I’ve never seen plants grow so fast in my entire life, the tomatoes look like big deformed peanuts, the family loved them so much I just had to give them as gifts to friends!” Product page. Continue reading to read some of the funniest — click the magnifying glass to read full-size version.

Radioactive sample of uranium ore. Useful for testing Geiger Counters. License exempt. Uranium ore sample sizes vary. Shipped in labeled metal container as shown.

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