Wouldn’t you rather be known as the “Office Warrior” than just the geek? If so, these nifty — albeit low-tech — gadgets from ThinkGeek will give you “the power”. Video after the break.

Sure you could throw a crumpled paper ball at your coworker – or you could strike them about the torso with an axe. The choice, we know, is easy. And you aren’t limited to the office either – these weapons are great for LARPers and for home discipline as well. In the immortal words of King Arthur, “AAAAAaaaa!”