Not your average lawnmower, “American Bobby Cleveland takes his grass cutter up to 96 mph to set a new world record.” One caveat: “you’d need to have a lawn the size of a football field in order to get it up to speed.” Video after the break.

Even running it at a downright-reasonable 30MPH would probably get the job done a lot faster. Just make sure you don’t run over any rocks or anything.

[via Dvice]