More often than not, your printer will throw out an error for no good reason, but here are ten messages that you should never see, starting with “please remove squirrel from feed tray”. Yes, they get much weirder. Continue reading to see them all.

10. Insert Coin

9. Paper

8. I’m Trapped

7. Mana

6. Mayonnaise

5. Cat

4. Blood

3. Radiation Leak

2. Goldfish

1. Sandwich Tray