Another day, another batch of bizarre knockoffs that shouldn’t have been made in the first place. First up, we have S&M’s and then Dolce & Banana. If you’re going to knock something off, a catchy name should be one of the first things you come up with, and while memorable, these two aren’t going to fool anyone. Continue reading to see more.

10. No More Flakes (Head and Shoulders)

9. King Burger (Burger King)

8. BSOS (Hugo BOSS)

7. AELPPLE (Apple)

6. Ball Star Classic (Converse All Star)

5. Daiads (Adidas)

4. Docha & Cabanon (Dolce & Gabbana)

3. Joens Danhse (Jack Daniels)

2. KLG (KFC)

1. Johnnie Worker Red Labial (Johnnie Walker Red Label)