Sometimes, pepper spray alone will not deter potential assailants, that is unless…you’re using The Defender. This pocket-sized gadget combines a camera, a 24/7 monitoring system for law enforcement / health ervices, and pepper spray to provide an all-in-one portable defense system. Basically, when a user is attacked, they can hit a single button that will simultaneously send a photo of the assailant (and exact location) to the police, sound an alarm to notify people nearby of an emergency situation, along with temporarily blinding the assailant. The company is currently taking pre-orders for $179, which includes 12-months of monitoring service. Click here to view the first image in this week’s art of trolling gallery. Continue reading for a viral video of three dogs and a laser.